Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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