Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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