hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
