I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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