Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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