Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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