We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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