We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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