After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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