She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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