doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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