he shaved USA in his pubs
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
