distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
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