names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
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