Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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