do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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