after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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