He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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