Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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