why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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