Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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