and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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