so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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