Christians are straight up FREAKS
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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