theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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