I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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