I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
either way he was missing a nipple.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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