I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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