i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Sorry my hands just texted you
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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