Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
