theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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