Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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