O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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