I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Sorry about my life...
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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