She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
my shit smells like andre
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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