fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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