It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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