We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
