Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
We got so high we made milksteak
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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