Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
This can only be settled by a dance off.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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