Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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