I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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