i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
