You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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