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(805): View more from California

She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up

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(302): View more from Delaware

I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.

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(516): View more from New York

and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants

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(704): View more from North Carolina

She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.

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(240): View more from Maryland

SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP

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(312): View more from Illinois

Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?

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(843): View more from South Carolina

While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation

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