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say what?
wanna hang out?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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