let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
