Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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