That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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