I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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